Chrismas Quiz

1. When was the first Christmas
2. Who gave the name of Old Saint Nicholas to Santa?
3. How long is ruldulfs tail to the exact mm?
4. How fast does santas sligh travel?
5. Whats the speed limit in airspace?
6. How many Mince pies does santa eat in an evening?
7. What sorta Torque level is his sligh pushing?
8. Has santa ever had a 4 wheel drift going?
9. Does santa like Frijj milk shakes?
10. If so shall i leave him one out Christmas eve?
11. How many wise men were there?
12. What did they follow?

1 HAVE TO ASK ME DAD
2 HIS MUMMY
3 3000MM
4 3000 MPH
5 3000 MPH
6 3000 PIES
7 3000FT/LB
8 YES HE SHOWED ME HOW TO
9 NO TO FATNING
10 NA ILL HAVE IT
11 3000 MEN AS MOST WOMEN AINT WISE
12 EACH OTHER TO THE BEER TENT .

Aint got the faintest idea.

well that pointless comment

Ok then:

1, Two million years ago
2, Jack frost
3, 6ft 6inches
4, Nine hundred MPH
5, nine hundred and sixty mph
6, Too many, hence the reason he is fat
7, 60lb per square inch
8, Probably, he's a cool dude
9, No, it gives him an upset tummy
10, No, give it to Matt
11, Three
12, You, cause you are a star.



Is that better dufus....

1) the day baby jesus was welcomed into the world.
2) The name santa derived from st nicholas i think you will find
3) Ruldolphs tail is actually 24.5mm, the average tale length of a reindeer.
4) Travels at the speed of sound, it has to, so it can cover the whole world.
5) There is not yet a legal speed limit set up in space yet, although i am sure that the present government will impose one soon to raise more revenue.
6) Santa doesnt actually eat the mince pies since he was diagnosed diabetic 3600 years ago, he take them all home in his cool box, and uses them to feed his elves throughout the year.
7) I think you will find that torque is used for the momentum of pulling not pushing so therefore your question is incorrect and cannot be answered.
Yes, in the year 1685 in iceland, he was trying to execute the perfect landing but the Reindeer landed on black ice and lost their footing, resulting in an untimely drift, which giving Santa his due he managed to control the drift before he collided with the paint shop.
9) He does enjoy the chocolate fudge brownie one but unfortunately due to his diabeties he cannot have them.
10) No because that would be cruel putting temptation in his way.
11) Ok now this is very annoying as it is sexist, you assume they were all men, well there was not there was 2 males and one female, no male would take the gift of francincense to a newborn.
12) The Bible states that they followed the star of david, but the truth is it was a very foggy night and they could not see any stars through the mist that ensued, so the female queen (king) used he expert sense of direction and followed the screams from Mary as she was giving birth, female intuition is a great thing.

Now i do believe i have won, what do i get.

1 really really really really really really really really really really really really long time ago
2 his mum
3 hasnt it got cut off inn a work related acciedant
4 70 on the motoway
5 80
6 too many but had 1 up he bottom and he has got some cream for that
7 3001 pounds foot
8 yes he hit some black ice
9 yes
10 cookie one
11 3000
12 used my sat nav

1. It was the day Jesus Christ was born some 2000 plus years ago.
2. Meeeeee
3. 61mm
4. 3,000 times the speed of sound
5. There isnt a limit high up in airspace, but when your near land its just below the speed of sound.
6. Depends how many are put out Christmas Eve. Couple Hundred. He doesn't eat leading up to Christmas so he is able to fit it all in
7. 1100
8. Yea the reindeers also had to help
9. No
10. No
11. 3
12. The North Star
xxx

There you go i have done your quiz xx

DAVE wrote:
12 used my sat nav

Silly dave, they didn't go to the taj mahol.

buggger

dave gets confused with locations, the poor sole thinks john o groats is in cornwall somewere bless

Where when damn it i get lost when goin to bed

1. When was the first Christmas
........when i was born i fink
2. Who gave the name of Old Saint Nicholas to Santa?
........ some pykies after a glas of port or three
3. How long is ruldulfs tail to the exact mm?
........well how long is a piece of kebeb meat ?
4. How fast does santas sligh travel?
........within the boundries of the speed limit laid down by the UN...mak 0.9, its illegal to fly above the spped of sound in a built up area. but it does have the capability to travel as fast as the enterprise, so will go warp 9, i had a mk3 cortina that could do that once.
5. Whats the speed limit in airspace?
.........as above
6. How many Mince pies does santa eat in an evening?
.........not as many as Dave can i'll tell ya.
7. What sorta Torque level is his sligh pushing?
.........depends if he has some kiddies on his lap, last time i went to see sant he diddnt tork much, maybe coz i wouldnt shut up..
8. Has santa ever had a 4 wheel drift going?
.........no his sleigh is only front wheel drive, missus clause is getting him a DCCD system with limited slip for christmas so next year will be a whole new kettle of cod
9. Does santa like Frijj milk shakes?
.........only banana ones, he has a strawberry and chocolate allergy.
10. If so shall i leave him one out Christmas eve?
........na last i heard he likes the odd stella
11. How many wise men were there?
........in Dartford, none..lol
12. What did they follow?
........ the evo in front, coz they wanted to prove the scoob they were in was faster