Quotes and Rules

how about some pizza???

How about 14 cookies to go with that piece of bread pudding.

i may be an idiot sir but there is one thing i am not sir and that sir is an idiot now i demand to know more about this tank

ok sir, it is a german sherman tank with a rotating gun thingy that fires from the top operated by a little 2ft man it fires 3 rounds per minute, the bullety type duffer wotsits will blow up on impact and can remove an entire civilisation of ants from there nests, it has 19wheels per side run from some 56ft carbon steel tracks that holds approx 14567,098 screws. It has a top speed of 12mph coming from a 567890456bhp fully loaded twin cam, slightly assperated, dual injected, zetec sxz engine which is powered by horses manure.




Oh and it has a pioneer cd/tv/dvd/radio with a sparkly sunroof. no central locking thou or ciggie lighter.

bit of an overkill, he could be disscussing the posability of it being a hot water tank, or maybe a fuel tank, now there is a coincidence, i once had a fuel tank fitted to a 1962 morris mini, wow what a tank, you could open the boot and there it was, nessled neatly down in the left hand side held in place with his little steel belt and a 5/16 unf bolt, owww he looked so cute, i would stand there with the boot down and just sit and talk to him, we would discuss fuel prices and how much he could hold before a little bit would seep out of his filler cap, poor thing, i called him ivan, on occasions i would rub down his rusty bits, this used to make him giggle, i had to give his little 5/16 nut a twist and this would settle him down, anyway in 1981 dad smashed him out with an axe and burried him in the back garden, with the rest of mini, oh wot fun !

Do you have 3 thousand pounds? No mummy. Does mummy have three thousand pounds? No mummy. Does daddy have three thousand pounds. No mummy. WELL LEAVE IT ALONE THEN!!! :-)

oh phoeeeebs... not again

i DONT work at caterham

"I HAVE THE POWER"

i like trains

want a big issus lol

FFS

the dfs sale may have ended?

what was the bang then?

What bang....

funny quote. i dont think ive had to say wot bang.... possibly what the devil was that bang?

"Put that down and leave it alone",
"why",
"coz i said so"
"oh ok then"
"mum can i have some more mince"
"NO... YA SISTER ATE IT ALL"

nudge wrote:"Put that down and leave it alone",
"why",
"coz i said so"
"oh ok then"
"mum can i have some more mince"
"NO... YA SISTER ATE IT ALL"

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do l have to go to school?

to learn...

or muck about

puff.......

Dave

HEY ORANGE

orange is the new blue