Silly christmas jingles

Well as this is my idea, all cause l am bored, l will start:

Jingles Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
All clear out the area,
Cause they're coming back today.


Pumpkin's one is:

Jingles Bells,
Spongebob smells,
Patrick ran away,
Gary helps himself
to Krusty Krab today.

Ok Who changed pumpkin's silly jingle, cause it was not this:

Jingles Bells,
Rexy boy smells,
He crashed his car today,
Got a call from his boss,
And went without delay.

wrexy poos silly

jingle bells, jingle bells
Puffs broke again today
when it starts to snow
the car wont go
so i cant go and play....

an aint that the truth