Quotes and Rules

No its a Plumkin

it aint halloween

annoying orange look it up.

if i look up i just see the roof ya plonka, and that aint orange i can tell ya, more of a dirty oily off white

look it up on the world wide interwebby highway thingy. Its a little craze type thing, you will love it. Hey apple,can you lick your eyeball.

jesus its 20 to 8 minutes past five. gotta eat some cheese....

bloody hell, hey apple you look fruity, ha ha corse i do i am an apple, hey apple can you lick your eyeball like this num num num num la la num num, hey pear.

La la la la im singing a song la la la, hey you must be an orange, your the biggest orange i have ever seen, you must be my big brother. I am not your brother i am a pumpkin, more like plumkin you are huge. your orange i am orange you must be an orange.

This is sounding far too healthly for me :-)

hey uncle nige....i'm just like you...i got no teef...lol

I am sorry but i do have sick children here

cab

smash up motor

u mop like u work in a swimming pool

mopping is over rated

Car tax.

mot

I m a retard, licking 7 windows was my idea

you wont get there no quicker....bet i can !

SPEED KILLS......absolute horse doings, i was going quite a tad nippy like, the other day, on a private road in the middle of international waters and guess what.....yep i aint dead, brain dead maybe but not clinical dead like, so thats one saying that dont ring true somehow

going faster may distort the impact slightly, but its the impacting of a solid objectthat causes the deadings not the fact of honking along so it should read.....Hitting hard objects that appear in your desired path of travel whilst in a preformed motorised vehicle might hurt, and if you happen to be maxing out the injector duty at the time it may lead to the collision becoming fatal, but then again you may get deaded even if you wernt actually achieveing the required speed alloted for the particular road of which you would be travelling along at the time the said incident may, or may not have been intended to take, or to have taken place. see not just an old, no teef, fat, retarded pretty face...mmm

You don't have a retarded face..........xx

How long has the man on a wet floor sign bin falling for

SURPRISE[u][b]

A Quote from road wars..."yea so i might have been doing 55 in a 40 but i weren't speeding"
lol

"will it work thats the question"