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1 Wierd Laws Quiz... All true on Mon May 16, 2011 1:18 pm

scuzz

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So you lot, a new quiz for you, I will make it multiple choice to make it a little easier.


1) In Jasper Alabama it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larget then the diameter of his....
a) Little Finger
b) Thumb
c) Tongue

2) In Alabama what is illegal to wear in church that would cause laughter.....
a) A dark Moustach
b) A burka
c) A clown outfit

3) In Hartford connecticut it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on....
a) Her hand
b) On a sunday
c) On her mums divan

4) In bloomfield Connecticut its against the law to eat in.....
a) A Church
b) A Launderette
c) A Motor vehicle

5) In connecticut it is illegal for which couples to marry....
a) Couples with the same parentage
b) imbeciles and feeble minded
c) Human and animals

6) What is it illegal to sell in newark after 6pm unless you have a doctors note...
a) Paracetomol
b) Jet fuel
c) Ice cream

7) What is it illegal in New Jersey to wear whilst commiting murder...
a) A burka
b) A police uniform
c) A bullet proof vest

Cool What is it mandatory for a motorist with criminal intent in washington to do....
a) stop at the state line and phone the police
b) apologise to the victim of his crime before he commits the offence
c) ring his/her parents to wish them good day

9) In Seattle goldfish are permitted to ride buses in their bowls only if...
a) They have a permit to travel
b) They have a lid encasing the bowl
c) They keep still and do not swim

10) In alaska what is illegal to look at from an airplane
a) A Moose
b) A government building
c) Other airbourne aircraft Laughing Laughing Laughing



I expect all you law abiding watsonscoobs to get all questons right.




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2 Re: Wierd Laws Quiz... All true on Mon May 16, 2011 3:20 pm

1, z
2, 27
3, %
4, burp
5, v
6, 24
7, blobby
8, burn
9, under water castle
10, water

how did i do lol

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3 Re: Wierd Laws Quiz... All true on Tue May 17, 2011 6:44 am

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sounds to me like conneticut is a wierd place to live,

1) In Jasper Alabama it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larget then the diameter of his....
a) Little Finger
b) Thumb
c) Tongue
Personally id use a telegraph pole

2) In Alabama what is illegal to wear in church that would cause laughter.....
a) A dark Moustach
b) A burka
c) A clown outfit
how about beigh dressed as the pope with your face painted black

3) In Hartford connecticut it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on....
a) Her hand
b) On a sunday
c) On her mums divan
or D her kidneys

4) In bloomfield Connecticut its against the law to eat in.....
a) A Church
b) A Launderette
c) A Motor vehicle
Unless its a scoob then you can eat KFC in it

5) In connecticut it is illegal for which couples to marry....
a) Couples with the same parentage
b) imbeciles and feeble minded
c) Human and animals
Marty woud fit in well then

6) What is it illegal to sell in newark after 6pm unless you have a doctors note...
a) Paracetomol
b) Jet fuel
c) Ice cream
Crack cocain out the back of a 67 grand Torino

7) What is it illegal in New Jersey to wear whilst commiting murder...
a) A burka
b) A police uniform
c) A bullet proof vest
Unless your a muslim (one of them naughty ones), then as long as allah told you so.

What is it mandatory for a motorist with criminal intent in washington to do....
a) stop at the state line and phone the police
b) apologise to the victim of his crime before he commits the offence
c) ring his/her parents to wish them good day
Eat 23 Burgers and 6 gallons of coke, while shouting out the window of his trans-am, wot yowl lookin at Ho...I pop a cap in ya ass...

9) In Seattle goldfish are permitted to ride buses in their bowls only if...
a) They have a permit to travel
b) They have a lid encasing the bowl
c) They keep still and do not swim
Or unless its in a sandwich

10) In alaska what is illegal to look at from an airplane
a) A Moose
b) A government building
c) Other airbourne aircraft
You get a lot of them flying over alaska, blooming things they get caught up in the engines



AVE A NOYCE DAY

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4 Re: Wierd Laws Quiz... All true on Thu May 19, 2011 5:56 am



1) In Jasper Alabama it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larget then the diameter of his pot of jam.

2) In Alabama what is illegal to wear in church that would cause laughter. A see through pair of trousers showing his pants.

3) In Hartford connecticut it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on her death bed as she would be covered in maggotss.

4) In bloomfield Connecticut its against the law to eat in my car. As you get crumbs ive the seat ill kill ya, got it?

5) In connecticut it is illegal for which couples to marry gays with a bit of luck.

6) What is it illegal to sell in newark after 6pm unless you have a doctors note a roll of duct tape

7) What is it illegal in New Jersey to wear whilst commiting murder, to be perfectly honest, I would have thought the murder would be illegal as it is, let alone what he or she is wearing.

Cool What is it mandatory for a motorist with criminal intent in washington to do. Have a good pair of legs so he can get away quickly. Or a fast motor

9) In Seattle goldfish are permitted to ride buses in their bowls only if they are realease you are going to feed it to wild birds

10) In alaska what is illegal to look at from an airplane, just looking out of the window would be enough to scare me.....

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5 Re: Wierd Laws Quiz... All true on Thu May 19, 2011 1:58 pm

scuzz

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Ok scores so far,

Dave 0/10 (no surprise really)
Nudge 5/10 (i am surprised you managed that much, try harder)
Dufus 1/10 (some of your answers are a bit dodgy bordering on naughty)

Come on you lot, someone must be able to beat Nudge.

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6 Re: Wierd Laws Quiz... All true on Thu May 19, 2011 2:30 pm

i throuh i was going somewhere with answers lol

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7 Re: Wierd Laws Quiz... All true on Fri May 20, 2011 1:48 pm

nudge

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i am the champion....you all nonce's..

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8 Re: Wierd Laws Quiz... All true on Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:30 pm

1) In Jasper Alabama it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larget then the diameter of his....
a) Little Finger
b) Thumb
c) Tongue

2) In Alabama what is illegal to wear in church that would cause laughter.....
a) A dark Moustach
b) A burka
c) A clown outfit

3) In Hartford connecticut it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on....
a) Her hand
b) On a sunday
c) On her mums divan

4) In bloomfield Connecticut its against the law to eat in.....
a) A Church (it would be disrespectful to jesus)
b) A Launderette
c) A Motor vehicle

5) In connecticut it is illegal for which couples to marry....
a) Couples with the same parentage
b) imbeciles and feeble minded
c) Human and animals

6) What is it illegal to sell in newark after 6pm unless you have a doctors note...
a) Paracetomol
b) Jet fuel
c) Ice cream

7) What is it illegal in New Jersey to wear whilst commiting murder...
a) A burka
b) A police uniform
c) A bullet proof vest

Cool What is it mandatory for a motorist with criminal intent in washington to do....
a) stop at the state line and phone the police
b) apologise to the victim of his crime before he commits the offence
c) ring his/her parents to wish them good day

9) In Seattle goldfish are permitted to ride buses in their bowls only if...
a) They have a permit to travel
b) They have a lid encasing the bowl
c) They keep still and do not swim

10) In alaska what is illegal to look at from an airplane
a) A Moose
b) A government building
c) Other airbourne aircraft

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9 Re: Wierd Laws Quiz... All true on Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:25 pm

I think all of these multiple choice answers are wrong so I'm just going to put my own in

1) In Jasper Alabama it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larget then the diameter of his....
a) belly button, if the stick can sit comfortably inside its fine to bash her with... but only gently.

2) In Alabama what is illegal to wear in church that would cause laughter.....
a) a poorly made Mr blobby outfit

3) In Hartford connecticut it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on....
a) her bottom

4) In bloomfield Connecticut its against the law to eat in.....
a) your own home, its ok to go to your next door neighbours and eat on his sofa while watching his able tv

5) In connecticut it is illegal for which couples to marry....
a) two homosexual chickens, apparently its against the law which is silly in my oppinion

6) What is it illegal to sell in newark after 6pm unless you have a doctors note...
a) broken teeth

7) What is it illegal in New Jersey to wear whilst commiting murder...
a) clothes, you have to be completely starkers to make it legal

Cool What is it mandatory for a motorist with criminal intent in washington to do....
a) be criminal, it'd be pointless having criminal intent if you intended to be legimate at the same time

9) In Seattle goldfish are permitted to ride buses in their bowls only if...
a) They have a valid driving licence

10) In alaska what is illegal to look at from an airplane
a) your wife's house in case she's having an affair and you decide to commit murder from above

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